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An Exercise in Futility

After spending the last several months attempting to find someone, anyone, willing to pay me to write for them, I've come to the conclusion that there are too many people shilling their talents in this arena for me to have a shot at this. Or, possibly, I'm just a terrible writer. Therefore, I've decided to start this blog in the hopes of honing my craft while giving anonymous strangers the ability to lambast my every word. Enjoy!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

One day I'll be a movie star

There's nothing sweeter than a wicked pimp fight.



Them mugs keeps it rael!

Monday, April 09, 2007

A Long Absence

It's been almost a year since my last post. While this may seem, in theory, to be a long time there are many other factors to consider. For example, did you stop to think how long it's been since you found a way to reference genitalia in a humorous way? How about how long it's been since you found out that hooker you hooked up with at three o'clock in the morning after a wicked night of drinking was actually a man? Ponder if you will the last time you scrawled obscenities on someone's face who was passed out at a party, then sent them for more beer? Or instead of wasting time reading this you could be watching two of the baddest pimps in all the land battle for supremecy on the mean streets of your hometown.

Behold the Genius Pimp Avenger