The First Post

After spending the last several months attempting to find someone, anyone, willing to pay me to write for them, I've come to the conclusion that there are too many people shilling their talents in this arena for me to have a shot at this. Or, possibly, I'm just a terrible writer. Therefore, I've decided to start this blog in the hopes of honing my craft while giving anonymous strangers the ability to lambast my every word. Enjoy!